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Bachelorette & Humor
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Bachelorette Pecker Party Crown
Let everyone know the bachelorette has entered the building with this beautiful Pecker Party Crown! This fancy feathered tiara will make any bachelorette Queen for the Night - and the center of attention! It's guaranteed to make them laugh!
Price: $11.99
Erotic Penis Cake Pan
The Erotic Penis Cake Pan makes a humorous gag gift for a bachelorette party, or perhaps a friend with a good sense of humor. It is perfect for gelatin, cookies, or cakes. Non-tarnishing and dishwasher safe.

Measurements: The pan is 11.25" in length and 7.5" at its widest point.
Material: Steel
Price: $14.99
Disposable Pecker Cupcake Pan
Bachelorette Party Favors Disposable Pecker Cupcake Pan Make the girls last night out an unforgettable one with these hilarious Bachelorette party favors. We design, create, and innovate the best novelties and party gifts in the world. Our pledge is simple: We guarantee to make them laugh! It is not a party without Pipedream Products! 2 pans included.
Price: $14.99
Ladies Night Game
Ladies night is now a game! Find out how well you know your besties with these intimate & interesting questions designed to bring you closer together.
40 Just for Fun Question Cards
40 Lifestyle Question Cards
40 Style and Beauty Question Cards
40 Love and Relationship Question Cards
The Ladies Night Spinner
A Ladies Night Answer Game Pad
Price: $23.99
Pin the Macho on the Man
Remember Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Now you can Pin the Macho on the MAN! Perfect for your next bachelorette party, birthday party, office party or shower. See if you and your friends know where the macho is on a man!

Contents include:
•24x36 color poster of the Macho Man.
•15 hilarious cartoon units with separate poems that will apply to every type of guest at the party
•10 generic units (in case you want to use your own imagination).
Price: $11.99
Dicky Sipping Straws
At your next party, have your guests wrap their lips around these festive straws in assorted colors. Each straw has a dicky mouth piece that looks so inviting, your guests will be looking for their own dicky straw.
Price: $8.99
Penis Ice Tray
Make your drink a little more quenching with a pecker ice cubes in your glass. These big penis ice cubes come in a tray of 4 and keep your mouth on your glass. Great for making hilarious jello shooters!
Price: $6.99
Perfect Hostess Kit
Here is a great Bachelorette Party in a box. Includes: Party Pack for 8 people. 8 Buttons, 8 plates, 8 balloons, 8 invitations, 8 cups, & shot glasses, 8 napkins 1 memo pad, 8 coasters, 8 loot bags, 1 penis shaped chip bowl, 1 table cloth and lots more...
Price: $19.99
Mr and Mrs Trivia Card Game
The trivia card game for “last night out”, wedding, or anniversary parties! The bride and groom use the cards to answer fun personal questions about themselves. The cards are then given to each other’s friends, who then quiz the couple to see how much each one really knows about the other. The winner is the player who guesses the most answers correctly.

If playing separately at “last night out” parties, the bride or groom drink whenever they get an answer wrong and assign a drink when correct!

We do not accept return or exchange for this product after it's opened because of it's nature
Price: $9.99
Penis Water Gun
Have some clean, wet fun with this penis water gun!
Price: $11.99
Beatin Barack
Because Real Heads of State Masturbate! This wind-up Commander in Chief masturbates like no other, wind him up and watch him go!

Watch him stimulate his own package!

Just what we need, another jerk-off in the White House!

He beat the odds, now watch him beat his meat!
Price: $8.99
Pecker Ring Toss
These Dicky Hoopla games are our all time favourite! With five rings to toss and pecker standing approx 15cm high you will be able to enjoy this game at any Hens Night or fun event anywhere anytime!
Price: $7.99
Pecker Whistles
Pecker whistles make great party favors or attention getters. Simply wrap your lips around the tip and blow. 8 whistles per pack.
Price: $6.99
Pecker Candy Ring Pop
Remember ring pops? Remember how fun it was to slip it on your finger, the “jewel” big and exciting, and then to taste how sweet it was? Were you the person who licked it slowly centimeter by centimeter or put the whole thing in your mouth and sucked at it greedily?
Price: $2.99
Masturbating Midget Man
4.25" tall^Wind Up^Bring him to every party
Price: $8.99
Sexy Candy Pecker Bouquet
What to bring to your next bachelorette party in lieu of flowers? Shake up your gift giving with this candy penis bouquet! These colorful lollipops feature flower petals with a fruit flavored member blooming up from inside, making it the perfect funny sweet treat as you celebrate the bride to be. Make her laugh and smile as your BFFs enjoy these very special candies.
• Includes ◦ 6 Candy penis lollipops

Price: $6.99